BarryM17

15 minutes ago, Flintstone said:

@BarryM17 Lager absolutely ruins me! 5 pints and I’m paralytic! But spirits, they went down like water!

In my prime, me and my mate would buy a cheap 75cl bottle of vodka each and the supermarkets own brand of Red Bull. Up to our mates flat, drink the whole lot while playing cards, counter the alcohol with a few lines of ecstasy, then hit the town. Back to my mates flat around 3am, play cards and get stoned, then float home around 6am.

One 3am, we get back to the flat and I’m rolling a 3 skinner and as I’m sprinkling the hash into the joint, I see little red worms wriggling around in the joint!?! I refreshed my eyesight, but nope still there! I said to the boys “there’s worms in this tobacco!” To which they laughed and WTF are you on about.

So I carry on rolling, ignoring the worms, then light it up. As I lean back into the couch, there’s a bloody big spider, doing a bungee from the light bulb. I asked again, anyone seeing this? Everybody is laughing as I’m obviously tripping, “well f*** the lot of you, this is entertaining!” So I’m sitting there smoking away, and then there’s these little 2d cartoon sketches just walking along, one by one from one side of my peripheral right across to the other side! Everyone asking every 5 mins “what are you seeing now?” It was hysterical!

Still to this day, not sure If it was some trippy ecstasy or if someone was kind enough to spike my drink!

Good Lord, some day WE HAVE TO MEET IN PERSON.

14 hours ago, Flintstone said:

Cheers again @BarryM17 I was well equipped for this topic!

I’ve got way too many drunk stories! At least 104 from 2001-2003. I didn’t include any of the drug induced ones - shrooms, weed, pills and powder.

I missed my 18th birthday party, woke up 3am in the football stands. I’ve woke up in a dog kennel, a few lanes, a park slide. Mistaken for a burglar by my stepfather, threatened with a machete by a kebab shop worker, been stranded many a time miles from home (always an adventure).

A favourite pastime of mine was after a night out we used to go back to my mates flat and we’d always bring him a gift. Voting signs, plant pots, roadworks signs and cones with the flashing lights on. He used to open the door and say “WTF?” ?

Then I met Wilma and began a new chapter!

I hardly drink now. I like a shandy or a Mojito on a sunny day, but as for being drunk, not so far in 2018.

Your stories kill me.  I can't even compare.

But one time in college I got wasted.  Up to this point in my life I'd only ever drank beer.  Then one night at a house party someone had a bottle of Southern Comfort.  I was like, well this is tastier than beer, and I can get drunk much quicker, so I proceed to drink half the bottle in a few minutes.  I leave the party, walk out onto the street and realize I can go no further.  So I make the decision to lay down in the middle of the street - right on the double yellow lines that separate the two lanes - figuring that way I probably wouldn't get run over by a car.  Hours later my friends found me and carried me back to my dorm.  I was so sick that I missed 3 days of classes.  Also, this was the first time I ever experienced sleep paralysis.  Like I'd be laying there, and be completely aware of my surroundings, but unable to move.  It was frightening.

Okay, so difficult to judge a winner.  So many great entries that made me laugh.  Thank you EVERYONE for the laughs.

Unfortunately, every time when it comes to something funny, @Flintstone always wins.  I gotta give this one to him for his story about walking through the woods, losing his shirt, cows, falling down and bleeding, the helicopter, ending up at the police station, $hitting, etc.  Had me in stitches.  But like I said, I laughed at many other entries.

I got bogged down today with the business audit, so was unable to review all entries, make a decision, or make payment like I said I would.  I will make it priority number 1 tomorrow morning.

Mods: Please lock thread.  Thanks.

1 hour ago, Jacknife said:

We're on the same side, as I've stated before. But I can think of alot more TFH stuff. Then a legal tender of a presidents picture.... For a currency.. lol 

#XRPTRUMP...... Would you like to comment...

 

You completely missed my point.  You mentioned Trump, I then mentioned Q because you mentioned Trump.  It had nothing to do with his face being printed on money.

15 hours ago, Hellen said:

Work Story 1

The summer of 2015 was particularly difficult for my business. 

I am an Employee Engagement Specialist - essentially, I figure out why employees are upset and figure out ways to make them happy. I was hired for this role during the aforementioned summer as there had been a lot of complaints and some pretty serious allegations that put the company at some legal risk. I was tasked with fixing a lot of problems and fast. 

My 2nd full week on the job resulted in the termination of the HR Director who was found to be central to many of the issues the employees were complaining about. Later that same week, I was cleaning out her office and sorting personal things that needed returned to her from company property that needed accounted for and put into storage for later use. I came across a portable VPN / Jet Pack device that I thought belonged to the company. I was already on her laptop trying to pull confidential information that we needed to save and found the access codes to log onto the jet pack so I powered it on to see if it was still working. 

As soon as I logged into it, a virtual mailbox came to life and there were tons of sexually explicit voice messages asking about “Patty’s Playhouse”. Patty was the name of the canned HR person so I assumed the messages were for her. I called my IT person and she started going through the laptop and found all of these hidden folders. We finally concluded that she had been running an  introduction to swinging business using the company VPN/Jet Pack. We thought this was strange, but to each his own so whatever... 

Turns out she actually ran a pretty successful side business that included hosting parties for swingers and a phone sex operation. 

Work Story 2

Long story short we had a kid who was a recovering addict. Specifically, he was addicted to Meth. Sad story really but he said he was clean and his pre-employment drug screening confirmed that he was.  I firmly believe that mistakes people make shouldn’t be life sentences so against the advise of several hiring managers, I hired the kid to do support work inside the factory. 

One night I get a phone call at home from the General Manager asking me to please come to the factory and administer a drug test. I drive to the factory and I find this kid sitting at a table kind of wild eyed talking about Cheetos. We move the kid into my office because it’s quiet and private and advise him that we had reasonable suspicion to believe he was under the influence of some substance. He of course denied that he was but agreed to provide me with a specimen so I could complete a drug screen. While we are waiting for the results, this kid tells me that the reason he was agitated is because someone had been following him around the factory all night and putting Cheetos down his pants and into his work box. Thinking we could get him to realize this wasn’t true, the GM brought his work box to him and opened it revealing it was Cheeto free. He frantically looked through it and swore there had been tons of Cheetos in there previously and someone must have eaten them. He tried to pull his pants off to show us there were Cheetos in his underwear and it took a lot of convincing to keep his clothes on. He tested positive for Meth so we transported him home with information on support groups and a promise if he could get clean we would try to rehire him. 

The next week a local grocery store was having a Grand Opening celebration and It happened to be during Christmas. I was walking into the store and here stands a person dressed up as Santa with someone else dressed as Chester Cheetah handing out bags of Cheetos. I took one look and turned around and walked out. Karma had a dry sense of humor that day.  

1.) I once got fired from a job because my manager, for whatever reason searched through my desk and found a USB drive with a bunch of pron on it.

2.) Once, and ONLY once, for a two week period I did bath salts.  Towards the end of the two weeks, things started to get bad.  At the time I wasn't as well off as I am now, I was living in an apartment.  One night, there was movement inside the mattress of my bed.  I immediately knew it was my ex-girlfriend hiding in there - you know, just a place to chill and stay for free.  I contemplate taking a knife and cutting open the mattress, but first I call my landlord.  I tell him to either buy me a new mattress or I'm going to take a knife and cut this one open.

He buys me a new mattress.  Together we carry the old mattress out to the dumpster.  The side I was carrying was the heaviest, since that's where my ex was residing.  We get outside, she rips herself free from the the mattress and runs away.

Later that night, I'm sitting on my couch watching TV.  I see a wolf in the corner of the room staring at me.  Out of sheer fear, I just sat there for hours, not moving, just staring at the wolf.

Then I felt a "kicking" coming from the back of the couch.  The back of the couch rips open, and out jumps my ex's current boyfriend, whom apparently also decided to hide out and crash at my place.  After tearing out of the couch, he proceeds to steal my TV and leave my apartment.

I, wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts grab like a 10 inch knife used for slicing meat, etc., and run out onto the street chasing this man (whom of course didn't exist).  People were looking at me like I was crazy.

After not being able to catch this man, I actually walk to the police station, to report that my TV has been stolen, knife in hand, and for some reason, even though I was wearing nothing but boxer shorts, I had a bag of bath salts with me.

True story.  Probably a winner, but again, I'm not eligible.

14 hours ago, fiik said:

I do remember the doc saying if I wasn't so damn drunk I'd be dead. My natural reply was 'well there;s a good reason for drinking then aye'. He was not amused.

Oh, the bloke ripping me arm off was the ambos putting me on the stretcher. My arm had been torn from its socket so it was a tad touchy it seems.

Only by the Grace of God do I stand here today.

 

That was the third time I'd been run over by vehicles so hopefully no more in my lifetime.

 

LMAO, too fcking funny!  This also reminds me of a time years ago at like like 3 A.M. I was driving back from Atlantic City.  I was on the 695 Beltway near Baltimore, MD.  I was drunk as hell and was driving like 75 MPH.  Some car speeds by me, clearly going at least 90 MPH.  He proceeds to swerve off the road and run his car head-on into one of those huge light post they have on highways so you can see at night.  He hit it so hard, the light post got knocked down.  Being concerned, I naturally pulled over to see what was up.  Dude's airbags had been deployed - car was destroyed, but he was 100% okay.  He's like, "Hey man, I don't want to get in trouble, can you please give me a ride home?"  So I did.  But I was amazed that he wasn't dead, or at least injured.  Days later, don't know how they knew, cops visited my house to discuss the incident, saying I never should have just driven him to his house instead of just reporting the incident.  I ultimately did not get into any trouble for this.  They did mention that the only reason the man survived was that he was incredibly drunk.  They explained to me that a sober person would have had their hands so tightly gripped on the steering wheel, that first off all both arms would have immediately been broken, and then everything else would go to hell and you'd die.  But in a drunken state, being so relaxed - numb - that you're more likely to survive these sort of events.

So yay to alcohol.  Bravo to you my friend.

15 hours ago, Jacknife said:

@BarryM17

I was just thinking about this. Crazy times man. How about this to bake your noodle for a moment in time... I have a strong imagination of this!!! 

United States Federal notes have past presidents on them... If America can get the isht' together. Is it possible to have The Dons' name in/on this???? I know fed notes are different category than digital assets... But think about it... I believe/think it would actually makes sense. And people, with the right spin, might buy it.. 

Thoughts my man, 

Q

Totally into tinfoil stuff.

I can see this.

31 minutes ago, Mr_McFearson said:

2. This one time I was intoxicated (at #Gridlife), and people had packed their tents next to eachother like sardines just to have enough space for everybody. So literally every 4-5 ft you'd have a different party to stumble upon. I remember making my way back from the concert stage, and I stopped by one party-tent that had beer pong. Out of nowhere, the biggest Chad you'd ever meet ran up and chest bumped me, pointed at me with beers in both hands and yelled "BROOO YOUR MY DAD!" before running off to chestbump the next guy and do the same thing. I also ran into a large Bender cosplay there, it was a good costume.  Got some pics taken with him too.

LOL.  This reminds me of my time doing AIT in Ft. Gordon, GA.  There was a Shoney's - I know it's mostly recognized as a restaurant, but where I was stationed Shoney's had a hotel/motel complex, set up in like a square position.  Picture four rows of buildings, assembled in a square, with a central parking area in between the four buildings.  Every weekend all of us would book up the entire hotel and have crazy parties.  Everyone would leave their room doors open for the entire weekend, and everyone had the bathtubs in their rooms filled with ice and full with beer.  Everyone was always free to go into anyone's room at any time and grab a beer, or chat, or have sex.  Probably the most fun I've had in a 4-month period of my life.

1 hour ago, Triple said:

My craziest intoxicated story:

After getting incredibly hammered on my 21st birthday, I had obligations to travel back from the city I was in back to where I was living at the time early the next morning. I don't have a car, so I was planning on taking the train the next morning and when I awakened I was still fairly wasted, and incredibly hung over.

I had the spins pretty bad all the way to the train station, and when I finally arrived I was too disoriented to realise that I had been standing on the wrong side of the train track until my train pulled up to the other side of the station. An elderly lady and I had been talking for some time regarding not knowing which side of the station to stand and reflexively, as the train pulled up, I quickly ran across the tracks and hopped up the ledge on the other side.

I looked back, remembering the older lady who had been waiting for the same train as I, and it was at that moment that I realised that she was holding a walker. We made eye contact and she began to walk onto the tracks. This was a slow process and as she got closer to the other side it slowly began to occur to me that there was no way for her to make it across in time, and that the train would likely begin to leave with her still on the tracks.

I turned to the train, hoping to see an attendant to inform of the situation. However there was not, and as soon as I turned to the train, it closed it's doors and began moving forward. I then instantly turned to the elderly lady who was at that point DIRECTLY in front of the train, in the middle of the tracks, clutching her walker.
The train then began to pull her underneath it's depths, at first grabbing the walker from her hands, tearing it to shreds in front of my eyes. I began screaming for help, but my cries fell upon deaf ears as the train continued to plow directly over her.

The train finally passed over her position and revealed her, laying on her back with pieces of the walker scattered about. Time stood still as I saw that her eyes were closed, believing that this woman had just died in front of me. However, I then noticed that she was still breathing. I ran down and talked with her, assessing the situation and called 911 as per her request.

Miraculously, she walked out of the situation with no bleeding wounds, missing limbs, or visable broken bones. To my knowledge she only bumped her head when falling.

Afterwriting this out I realised that you were looking for something "funny", so I understand that this might not win the contest.

(unless you've got a twisted sense of humor) ?

 

You won't win for this post, though it had me going at first and I was laughing, but then it turned like really serious, and the humor was lost.  None-the-less, interesting story - thank you.  Plus unlimited entries, so nothing is over yet.

1 hour ago, Babelly said:

2)  Cut right to the chase.  Had a sh*tty day at work so I went to the local watering hole with the intention of having a "few" drinks.  Ended up getting absolutely blacked out.  Went home with some chick that was no better then a soft 6.  Barely remember doing the deed.  Fell asleep with the condom on after.  Woke up and i guess i had been ******* myself the whole night with the condom on.  Condom filled up like a water balloon when I awoke in the morning.  Tied the condom off  like a water balloon and threw it in her bathroom garbage still inflated.  It was only Thursday so I went back to work in the same clothes as night prior.  Always wear protection friends.  The end.

LMFAO!

24 minutes ago, DariStar said:

2.) Weirdest “this one time I was intoxicated” story.

In this case I pretty much could use every weekend of mine but this one time in 2012 when I turned 18 everybody was talking about the end of the world predicted by Mayan calender, and I thought it was great time to make The End of The World Party. 

December 21st of 2012

I invited around 20 people to my brand new rented apartment and they were the closest to people to me mostly friends and family members. I was ready to welcome everybody of them with 1gram of lemon haze 1 ninja turtle (120mg MDMA) and of course half a liter of the finest polish 40% vodka. But for my surprise over 150 people showed up which most of 'em I obviously didnt even recognise because they were over 20 and 30 and only I had some connections with friends of the "friends". And I was kinda worried they will demolish my place (as it usually happens) but for my surprise most of them brought their own goodies and they were the most polite people I have ever party with. Even when the police showed up to quiet us down at 4-5AM everybody started cleaning my apartment and quielty leaving and only few of the closest friends staying over.

It was the wildest and the most organised party I have ever been at even tho most of those 100 people were total strangers to me and it was only planned for no more than 25 people. I would never expected that from people I dont know cause I know how some times I can be when I crash to some strangers 'party  

The End

Sorry for all the gramma and spelling errors but it's already friday night and I'm way over intoxicated... I could also tell you about my resent holidays and how I crashed some wedding party in Mallorca xD

Thank you.  And again, A MILLION thanks to you for the "Buy the dip" clip. Priceless.  I've watched it like 10 times and have re-posted it (giving you credit of course).

My submission - which doesn't count - just sharing, and which I've once posted in the Fan Submissions section, is below.

"@WillIAMRich, I will vote for you in the poll.  First of all, good story, even if it's all fiction.  Secondly, it's hard to believe it's all fiction, as I've only tripped on LSD once in my life but so many of the things you said resonated with my experience.  First I took 1 tab.  30 minutes pass by and I feel nothing, so I take a 2nd tab.  My friends warn me against this.  We're at an after-hours club in Hawaii where they play house music.  15 minutes after taking the 2nd tab I go to the bathroom.  I feel intense heat behind me.  I turn around and the bathroom is on fire.  I run out into the club, ***** hanging out, shouting "the bathroom is on fire!"  I sit down at a 3-inch thick marble table with my friend.  We both can see each other's hands and whatnot through the table.  I'd be like "how many fingers am I holding up?," and he'd give the correct answer.  I become dehydrated.  I bought like 30 bottles of water but every time a tiny black devil with horns would steal my bottle.  There were dozens of them just running around the wall carrying my water bottles.  A song by Josh Wink - A Higher State of Consciousness repeats over and over and over and over.  I lay my head down on the table, not feeling so well.  I descend into a whirlpool of fire, which I was in for 30 years.  We leave the club.  It's daylight.  As soon as I see the daylight I feel better.  Then we get into my friends car to drive back to the Army barracks.  We pass the same road sign hundreds of times in a row.  I can see the mountains in the distance, but we never get any closer.  It took us 3 years to make that 15-minute drive to the barracks.  All my friends faces were transforming into terrible beasts, scaring the crap out of me.  Once home, I just sat there, eating Juicy Fruit gum and drinking orange juice and staring at my friends face, watching him transform into different monsters.  That Josh Wink song - I couldn't get it out of my head - it literally was on repeat for the next 3 months of my life.  I had flashbacks for the next 3 years.  I also said, "totally never again," which I've held true to.

So anyhow, you have my vote!"

29 minutes ago, Invincible said:

I have both to share,

1)

I had my own business so I guess it fits in work story,

My play station 2 memory card was stolen which had too much data on it and all the unlocked players of Tekken 5, WE7, Smack down, etc etc etc(list is too long) basically it had 1000's of hours of game play saved. I had two of them but I was running a game parlor so it had a lot of customers saved data and it meant loss of business as they won't be able to continue their saved games. Being a gamer myself I could relate and understand.

After sulking for a while and cursing the thief(I had an idea who stole it, first time customer on a late night) I order a new one, this wholesale guy where I use to get my stuff said he is not getting any new supply but he has a used one, I ordered it anyways.

 

Surprise, surprise, as soon as I started Tekken 5 I realised everything was unlocked, checked couple others and realised it was my own memory card, told my wholesaler and he said it was used and someone sold it to him. Asked me to call him if the scoundrel comes back. 

He did, after a week, I got out to give my wholesaler a call and filling him in the details how we would handle it. It would have been 5-7 minutes call, when I came back, all my 3 Play stations were gone, stolen by the same guy, I was numb, it was a great blow, I was just 17 at the time, didn't have such experiences before. 

"Apologies the story got a bit long but I'm trying to keep it as succinct as possible"

My wholesaler gave me 2 PS on loan so my business wouldn't suffer, two days later, I get a call from my wholesaler to reach his place ASAP, the thief tried to sell my Play stations to my guy only ? 

I was so relieved and had a meal finally after those depressing two days. 

2)

I used to enjoy the hash once in a month or so when a customer would come from Himachal(North India) and will bring some Malana cream(one of the best hash in world). I used to savor it after couple of drinks, this one time I had too much to drink and the guy came with chillum(cone shaped pipe) and some Malana hash, I never tried chillum before, only few puffs from a joint. 

I was blacked out, didn't know how I reach home, my last memory was smoking it and lying on the floor, when I woke up I was next to my wife, she was very pleasant to my surprise.

I didn't have courage to ask her what happened as I was trying to recall the happenings from last night. 

Turns out we had the best sex ever and she loved the roses and chocolate I bought her last night. 

To this day I don't know what happened that night, how I came home or bought stuff, or how the fcuk I had sex with my wife which turned out to be the best one

I loved this topic and wanted to share, really don't care about the giveaway, I do have like 100's of crazy stories, I'm one of those guys you see in movies who has all the crazy stuff going on with his life.

 

 

Hilarious.  Thanks.

As I usually do on weekends - another giveaway.

As mentioned before, I love to laugh.  I found the last giveaway thread to be absolutely hilarious and at times I was honestly in tears.

@Hellen proposed 2 ideas.  Unclear as to which one to go with, so both options are available.

1.) Craziest work story.

2.) Weirdest “this one time I was intoxicated” story.

Please be honest and do not make stuff up.  I'm interested in user's real life experiences, just like I'm interested in real world use cases for XRP.

The post that makes me laugh the most wins.  Deadline for entry ends Monday, 9/3/18 at 11:59 PM, US Eastern time.  Payment will be made the following morning.  Users participating must be registered on this forum prior to 8/31/18.  Unlimited entries.

4 minutes ago, FixnUrPowerline said:

While I agree that currently Apple is a good investment noone truly knows what the future holds. Yes well established companies are safer investments but in terms of returns, noone knows how high they can go or how long it would take. 

Investing in index funds rather than individual companies are much less risky because you end up with a piece of every company in the index. Some losers and some winners. The advantage is that you don't need to try and pick those winners and losers which is very difficult. Average return is around 7% annually over the long term. Even they aren't sure things but tracking the overall growth of the market is a better long-term bet than trying to play individual winners and losers. 

Are you actually invested in crypto??????????

Posted August 13

On 8/13/2018 at 6:28 AM, @Zerptime said:

"You don't know that, just speculating. Xrp could be above 1 or below 1 in 12 months,no such thing as a sure bet Investment"

My response: AAPL

34 minutes ago, damascus1986 said:

is your voice at least as deep as barry?

LMAO, it's close, but not quite as deep/low.

3 minutes ago, increasedwisdom said:

WHAT!?!  I thought I knew you!  Next you're gonna tell us you don't even have a SIG Sauer !  Or you're not even BLACK!

This is crazy.  I don't even know who to trust any more.  

Seriously though, how do you keep doing this to yourself, @BarryM17?
If they're not begging you for money or zerps, they're begging you for confidential information!
 

 

I'm not black - have already posted a few pics of myself here and there on this forum.

You can trust me.

Dunno, I guess sometimes I post before I think.  I suppose I give too much credit to the forum than it deserves.  There are "some" good users though.

15 minutes ago, TreeLine said:

Take the risk and be wrong: tell us what it is. You can point to any event after the fact and claim that's what you meant.

As can BG123.  @karlos, PLEASE delete this thread.  Thank you.

Okay, I just PM'd @karlos asking him to delete or lock this thread.  This is getting out of control.

11 minutes ago, 0083041 said:

I like the spirit but you should at least promise to let the cat out of bag after X amount of time if you can't right now, because these posts are kind of annoying.

 

Like, this thread should have stayed in PMs because to everyone else it's useless.

Then don't read it, or put me on ignore.

LOL.  I have health issues and probably won't live too much longer anyhow.  Everyone feel free to come and kill me, I've no problem with that.  It would ensure my family got my life insurance money, and you could steal my Nano's at the same time.

Someone took issue to a previous challenge, which I've since deleted out of respect to them.  So no, this is not a challenge - it was intended with humor in mind - though I was serious about the health issues, so I suppose there's no humor behind that, but oh well.

And also, just to point out, from the time I created this thread just 2 days ago, XRP has gone up 10%, so it's not even like I was wrong or anything.  Hold long if you wish, I will.  But a 10% gain in 2 days, most investors would take that in a heartbeat.

15 minutes ago, tony71 said:

You make a thread saying something about to happen and you leave it at that.  Posting something like this you may as well just tell us, what difference does it make when we are all in this together.   

Oh, but it's okay for people to just randomly post stuff like $589 by EOY, with no logic or reasoning behind it???

I've PM'd a few users that I trust.

I will not just publicly state to everyone things that I've been told or people I know.  Anyone can access the Internet.  Some of these people are very influential in crypto and no doubt could read XRP Chat.  As my real name is not Barry, if they read any of this, they'll have no clue it's me.  I share publicly, and they end up reading it, I get fed no information in the future because I've lost their trust.  And again, everyone get off the whole September thing - I never mentioned that in this thread.  Make sense now?

7 minutes ago, XRPRJB said:

Ok mate, don't take offence. The internet sucks, you should know that by now! I have found your posts entertaining and interesting in the past and believe you are onto something here if you say you are.

Personally, I don't expect much to happen in September other than possibly creeping towards the 50c mark. BG has stated that XRapid will go live by EOY and that he is excited to be able to reveal some exciting news etc. This makes sense as in order for XRapid to work correctly they will need liquidity AKA a higher price, so MY personal best guess timeline goes something like this.

Late Oct/Nov, major partnerships are announced to the press with the clear intention of creating FOMO and bringing the price up to increase liquidity.

By the beginning of Dec the price spikes between $10-15.

The team at Ripple will want to use the Bullrun to their best advantage so when it spikes they will turn on XRapid with a flow of around $2 trillion USD per month.

Jan/Feb, the price rises and FOMO kicks in bigger than ever before.

March, the price spikes to $125, drops to $75 and evens out.

April onward the price slowly rises at around $10 a month until it finds it's 'comfort zone'. God alone knows what this will be.

Now before the trolls start sniggering and accusing me of pulling these figures from my perfectly formed arse I'd like to point out that EVERY bullrun in history has eclipsed the one before. This without any utility or major partnerships or the press coverage this would bring. Even if with all this if XRP only rose at a similar level to the last run from todays price, we are looking at a price of around $150usd.

I feel these figures err on the side of caution.

I can agree with parts of this post.  How the hell September even came up in this thread I have no idea.  Granted, I've mentioned it elsewhere, but clearly from the title of this thread and from my original post, I did not mention September.  I can agree with your price prediction for September, maybe it doesn't even get that high.  I merely said s*it is about to happen.  Yes, I think something in September will help us, but I never said "moon September."  People have taken things out of context.  Anyone I've PM'd will understand this.

On 8/27/2018 at 1:39 AM, SnoopXRP said:

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/XRPUSD/Nd9WFuyx-XRP-final-bottom/

He sent me this and was rambling about how the zebra colored donkey will be complete on the 27th.

"Who" sent you this?