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Help me to calm down my girlfriend // 1$

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On 2/25/2019 at 11:00 PM, Spekul8 said:

I suggest that before you get your girlfriends, add the following to the profile of your e-dating: 

"Nice guy, a few tattoos, one sleeve, and the right arm says YOLO in red.   Looking for a job at the moment, but I am a "crypto trader," and that means you will have to tolerate me checking quotes during our conversations. If XRP goes to $10, I will take you to Taco Bell for a whole week.  If not, you will have to work for a living while I find another crypto. One has to go to the moon. Anyway, If you or your friends have money, I will buy XRP for you. Don't worry; it will sit in my crypto wallet — anyway, I like TV, games, and spending time on pro-XRP forums. If you are nice I will move in with you after the first date; my mom says I can't live in her basement anymore. Please send pics if you want me to take you seriously."

Actually, this would work really well :spinlol:

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Posted (edited)

Thank you guys for the big response! Just came back from vacation right now (successful without checking the xrp quote), i was overwhelmed by the number of answers.

  • Yes for shure, it was a serious question but of course it was also planned to bring a small portion of fun in this serious topic. ;)
  • to clear up misunderstandings: i don't invested her money. She invested it herself with her own account. In fact she started investing in XRP befor i have done.
  • some of you asked where my balls are ... if you live together with my girl when she is angry or she drives crazy, i swear you, your balls could not big enough :spiteful: ...  But anyway ... i like her - thats the problem. :biggrin: And i bet if XRP will be at 10$ any day, she will be the nicest and cosiest woman i ever saw because i own a bigger amount of XRP compared to her. :girl_sigh:
  • as @Truckdriver said: crypto + woman = :dash1:

Thanks guys - see you on the moon!

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Django said:

ome of you asked where my balls are ... if you live together with my girl when she is angry or she drives crazy, i swear you, your balls could not big enough :spiteful: ...  But anyway ... i like her - thats the problem. :biggrin:

When XRP will be at $10, there will be Ball-Doctors who will help you. You'll be able to choose the size, color and even custom made solutions.  You will hang the old ones on the back of your truck to symbolize your life before XRP. 

Edited by Spekul8

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