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I'm like my cat. She goes outside, rolls around in **** sand, and gets some kind of itch. She's irritable and I have to bathe her so she can have some peace.


Likewise I spend all of my time online, looking at stuff that's basically useless junk, and pass the time until my investment grows, only I don't have anybody for comfort.

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45 minutes ago, Trickery said:

I'm like my dog, I love hogging the spot in front of the fire after I've had a dump on the lawn and p!ssed on the lemon tree...I don't lick my balls though.

Fine.... I give in... I am like your dog @Trickery 

Edited by matter82
I also reserve the right to drag my a** on your carpet :)
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