JC83 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Since it's becoming the norm to make up reasons why Ripple will fail/burn/choke/fall off a cliff, I thought it'd be fun to take it a bit further and make up our own FUD. This is purely satire and not meant to be taken seriously(But if it does and gets picked up by mainstream media then it'll show how inept they really are). So I'll start: "Xrp will fail because my grandma doesn't understand cross border payments or anything other than writing a check. If senior citizens can't use Ripple easily then the next best thing is Litecoin because it's not heavy so my grandma can pick it up easily." - Guy on the zerp board RippleEvangelist and Ctrl-Z 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleEvangelist Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 XRP will fail because it's winter and people freeze to death and therefore banks will go bankrupt and won't use it. MemberBerry and JC83 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRP_Godzilla Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 XRP will fail because banks and other Ripple partnes do not have to and will not use XRP (SBI, Moneygram did not confirm they´re using XRP). JC83 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripnchill Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 XRP will fail because in numerology it resolves to 666 and is the devils coin. God will act through his coin (stellar) to destroy the demonically inspired lambo seekers. JC83 and MemberBerry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyJones Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 XRP will fail, because important people like Tone Vays, Charlie Lee, Nathaniel Popper and the FUD army from the internet say so. JC83 and MemberBerry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanK Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 XRP will fail because GFC & evil bankers & gubmint & Illuminati & stuff. JC83 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleEvangelist Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 XRP will fail because the %1 of the %1 can't get their **** together. Source: https://xkcd.com/1274/ JC83 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benchmark Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Ripple will fail because doing something new and better is scary. JC83 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleEvangelist Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 44 minutes ago, Benchmark said: Ripple will fail because doing something new and better is scary. This is actually false. Usually greed trumps scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Ripple will fail because Trump loves KFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRPisVELOCITY Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, JC83 said: Since it's becoming the norm to make up reasons why Ripple will fail/burn/choke/fall off a cliff, I thought it'd be fun to take it a bit further and make up our own FUD. This is purely satire and not meant to be taken seriously(But if it does and gets picked up by mainstream media then it'll show how inept they really are). So I'll start: "Xrp will fail because my grandma doesn't understand cross border payments or anything other than writing a check. If senior citizens can't use Ripple easily then the next best thing is Litecoin because it's not heavy so my grandma can pick it up easily." - Guy on the zerp board Isn't obvious just how inept they are already? Guarantee some fool will be quoting half these statements in the next fud article. F'd up World this is. But i do like the grandma part. lol Edited January 12, 2018 by 1todd960 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 The Graphics card companies are making too much from the miners and are paying the stupid bloggers to Fud Xrp. The media copies and pastes information because they are lazy and stupid. That's why it will fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 The Graphics card companies are making too much from the miners and are paying the stupid bloggers to Fud Xrp. The media copies and pastes information because they are lazy and stupid. That's why it will fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC83 Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 2 hours ago, 1todd960 said: Isn't obvious just how inept they are already? Guarantee some fool will be quoting half these statements in the next fud article. F'd up World this is. But i do like the grandma part. lol Yeah it is but if we take control of the FUD ourselves then we can redirect that negativity into something positive and hopefully funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC83 Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Ripple will fail because there's too many companies with L's in their name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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