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A Public Service Announcement from the Zerplandia Health Service (ZHS) Do you recognise any of the following conditions: 1) Have your ever purchased or are thinking of purchasing XRP? 2) Do you keep buying more XRP despite promising yourself that this was your last purchase? 3) Do you keep calm or even get slightly excited when you see the current XRP price because it means you can buy more? 4) Do you constantly dream about expensive cars and post videos and photos of rockets taking off to the moon? 5) Do you often converse with Chickens, Bulls or Pickles? 6) Do you speak in a foreign tongue and use words like moon, Lambo, FUD and FOMO. 7) Do you struggle to spell the word “HODL” . . . . damn it I mean “HODL” . . . ah bugger you know the word I mean!! 8) Do you eagerly await a new blog from a Game of Thrones character? 9) Does your partner think you are having an affair as you are constantly on your phone? 10) Are you currently reading a post from a deluded middle aged dude who thinks he is a Wookie? If any of these symptoms seem familiar to you, you could be a Zerpaholic. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for this affliction. The best advice offered by the ZHS is to patiently sit tight and wait it out. Current advice from our experts suggest that Zerpaholic sufferers will remain in their delirious state for possibly 3 to 5 years although some lucky Zerpaholic last year were cured in less than 12 months. If you or anyone you know suffers from these symptoms please call our Zerpaholic Anonymous hotline on 0800 XRP 589 and our trained Leonardo DiCaprio look alike phone operators will take your call and offer you links to various XRPChat threads to read whilst you wait for XRP to Moon. Thank you and enjoy the ride.