Weirdest work story is a little gross..
i work on the road going job to job as an electrician. I had an apprentice with me on this day. We stopped of at a realestate to pick up some keys, and he got out of the van and started to walk in. He stopped just in front of the van for a few seconds like he was thinking of something and then turned around and came back. He comes back to me and says ‘ I think i just s**t myself’. I was like ‘ are you serious?’. He said he farted and felt like he follwed through. I drove him over to local fast food outlet where he went and checked. He cones back out