Good day (or night) to you Sir (or Miss). I would be really interested in not meeting up for drinks. I’ll have a plus one as Wilma quite fancies not meeting up too.

? Yes, you are quite right - it is an almost all-encompassing anti-club club. Probably with just one exception: the strip-club. But we should have a poll on that, I guess.

Hello chaps and chapelettes, It's been a while. Would you have any suggestions as to when we shall not be having any drinks?

I find this funny.

On second thought... the esteemed tin-hatted-board of the Anti-Club club has now decided to arrange for a BBQ in Shangrila, just to offer all of our members a well-deserved slice of alien meat. Who's in? Any applications for attending this BBQ should be in by August 1st , 2018. Also - being vegetarian ourselves - we are sorry for frying aliens. As it turns out, one is without sin in this world. Again, we're sorry. So let the BBQ commence! To you, Ahhrrgg!! (Oh sh00t, that was me finger touching the bloody hot BBQ! )

Just wondering if this Anti-club club covers all types of clubs (Golf clubs, Chocolate Biscuit club, Playing Card Suit clubs, Stone clubs (for baby seals etc)) or is it just organizational clubs?

FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSE ONLY Dear esteemed members of the Anti-Club club, I am hereby informing you, albeit with an awful amount of regret, that the first non-event of the Anti-Club club has just ended - without any result. The total amount of cast votes read as follows: * The aye's to the right (in favour of extending the event for one more day): 0 * The no's to the left (in favour of fetching a pint) : 0 As a result, the event was adjourned by the Speaker (who needed to leave the party early to get a long-awaited enema). Please give us any input as to how to go forward with our beloved Club meetings. Your input is much appreciated! Here's to you, Ahhrrggg!!!

I tend to think that last year we were done for next year and in between, but I'm not sure, I think.

I picked up a few litecoin.

Are we having an annual general meeting or are we done for the year?

I like to state that I have no opinion whatsoever and even that I don’t really mean, to not to be honest. Just not my 2 cents, imho.

Dear precious fellow-members of the Anti-Club Club, Since we are all anti-club, I'd hereby like to propose to not organize any event. Alternatively, we could also organize a non-event, but that would mean organizing something, albeit hollow in nature. What is your take on this? Please vote! Thanks, Ahhrrgg